Monthly Archives: September 2010

Death To The Free Press

Its raining and morons carrying umbrellas clog the entrance to the tube. My eyes are in mortal danger. This is potentially problematic; it’s difficult to find work without sight. But people have haircuts to protect, coats to keep dry, eyes … Continue reading

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Self Loathing In Leyton

So he hated tall people, short people, people who liked music he didn’t  and people dressed in clothes he wouldn’t wear.  He hated people who walked too slowly.  He hated people in hats. He hated hipsters, he hated trust funders, East … Continue reading

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A Short History Of Smoking

When the smoking ban came in it gave Sebastian new resolve to smoke.  Smoking in the rain has a certain dignity to it that complaining about second hand smoke doesn’t.  The moral high ground was surrendered.  Now non smokers are … Continue reading

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